"I have the kind of booty that men can't ignore and the sex drive that most men can't handle," says Keita Eden. "I need it at least two times a day, which is tough because my man is always watching the game when I want to get down. Luckily, I know that if I put on some sexy heels and a jersey and tell my man that he can score a touchdown, he will forget all about football and get to fuckin' me. It never fails. And I will always fuck him in front of the TV, that way he can check out the score while I score, too. I'm very accommodating, don't you think? Wouldn't you want to fuck me while the game is on, too?"