"I'm half Puerto Rican," Alexis said. "And you know what that means. It means I've got a nice, phat ass!"
Alexis is a 22-year old Miami girl. And in a city filled with big booty bitches on every corner, she's got one of the most valuable booties you'll see.
"Guys have been talking about my ass ever since I hit about 13," she said. "It just popped up out of nowhere. Guys won't take their eyes off of it."
Well, why would we? Ass appreciation is the greatest compliment you can give a thick chick. Plus, it gives you a chance to be named an MVB.
