A Guy's Best Friend

23-38-46. Those are Diamond Monroe's neck-breaking stats. You might want to put your coke bottles away when this chick walks into a room. She takes the term coke-bottle body to another level.

"Yeah, dudes don't even pretend they're not checking me out," Diamond told us. "They'll say things like, 'Damn, ma. I see what you're workin' with. Can I get some?' I pretend I don't like it sometimes, but what girl doesn't like feeling sexy?"

We're sure feeling sexy is never an issue for Diamond. We hope diamonds really are forever because we're never giving this one back. It's said that diamonds are a girl's best friend. We won't dispute that, and we'll let the ladies hold on to those rocks. Because if you ask us, it's this Diamond that is the perfect cut. She's ridiculously thick and constantly craving dick.

"I have a guy's sex drive," Diamond said. "I love fucking. I've had a few boyfriends tell me they were too tired. My girls say they've never heard that from guys before."

Ah, you need guys like us, Diamond. We'll never be too tired for you.

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