Lovin' Layla

It must have hurt when Layla Monroe fell from heaven. We're sure she's heard this line many times over, but when you lay your eyes on a girl that's pretty in the face, thin in the waist and extra-phat in the ass, you're allowed to drop the cheesiest of pickup lines. Luckily, Layla, despite being one of the baddest chicks you'll ever see in the City of Angels, is as sweet as can be.

"I think it's sweet when guys are shy about meeting me," she said. "It's okay to be a little nervous, but just come up and say hi. I don't bite."

Well, the thing is, we do want you to bite, Layla. And we also want to bite every inch of you--starting with that 46-inch caboose.

"Oh, of course guys love my ass," Layla said. "The funny thing is that I didn't have a big butt until I was 16. Then one day it was like boom. I had a 'donk. I love it, though."

So do we, Layla.